Future Mistress Identified

<img style=”margin: 3px” src=”https://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/americanidol/season6/ech012407.jpg’ /><img style=”margin: 3px” src=”https://www.idol-mania.com/images/01-Idol-2006/2007-rachel_zevita.jpg’ />

Well, fuck me. I watched this “American Idol” show for the first time ever last night and it was a scary kind of fun. And provided this Rachel Zevita character is of legal age, I hereby declare my intention to have a passionate affair with her (since she’s kicked out of conservatory now). She has everything I want in a woman: attitude, disobedience, style, classical training, and braces. :swoon: Plus, she sang a Jeff Buckley song!

And that, folks, is why I don’t have cable. It’s not because I think I’m better than you; it’s because I’m super impressionable.

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Written on Thursday, January 25, 2007