Obama, here I come!

According to this quiz, I should vote for Obama next year (with 100% certainty, to boot). That's great, because the quiz is designed with my likely priorities in mind. I don't even have to think about the issues - just use their handy little script to tally up my citizen's duty!

Here's a taste of this magnificent, ground breaking quiz:

• Do I support big government pro-labor policies or big government pro-business policies?
• Taxpayer funded private education options or taxpayer funded compulsory State education only?
• Fascist free trade or fascist protectionism?
• Handouts for the world or occupations for the world?

Thank God I live in a country where I'm free to choose.