There are conservatives...

...like my friends at Right Thinking Girl who advocate positions with which I disagree, but they are at least rational and honest. We get into some back and forth and it sometimes gets a little immature, but we respect the positions of one another and more than that we respect intelligence.

Then there are conservatives like this, this, and this. And it takes every mature bone in my body to not mentally project their stupidity onto my opinion of all conservatives. I just can believe that there are people who are this dumb out there. That's why we have the internet, I suppose.